JOKES Thoroughbred
Jokes is a thoroughbred horse born in Australia in 1994. Race horse Jokes is by El Moxie (USA) out of Branita (AUS) , trained by L A Schmetzer. Jokes form is available here. Owned by M J, MRS E M, D J & MRS L J FRANKEL & L A SCHMETZER..
Pedigree :
| Sire | EL MOXIE (USA) 1986 |
| Dam | BRANITA (AUS) 1979 |
| Dam Sire | BOLDEST MELODY (USA) 1971 |
About the horse :
| Description | 30yo B Gelding |
| Trainer | L A Schmetzer |
| Owner | M J, Mrs E M, D J & Mrs L J Frankel & L A Schmetzer. |
| Career | 4 Wins (9%) - 16 Placings (45%) - 44 starts |
| Wins | 1000m (2), 1100m (1), 1200m (1) |
Starts:44 |
Win Rate:9% |
Place Rate:45% |
Jokes Past Races
| 4 of 8, 21 Jul 2001, R2 0 1STP 1000m | AUD $4,000 | 53.5kg | J: R BEATTIE | T: L SCHMETZER | | 1:01.84 | Winner: ALPINE LASS |
| 5 of 7, 02 Jul 2001, R3 1000m | AUD $5,000 | 52.0kg | J: M TRAVERS | T: L SCHMETZER | | 0:58.60 | Winner: MERCURIO |
| 7 of 12, 03 Jun 2001, R6 CLASS 2 HANDICAP 1000m | AUD $5,000 | 50.0kg | J: L GREALY | T: L SCHMETZER | | 0:56.69 | Winner: CASHED IN |
| 3 of 13, 26 May 2001, R4 CLASS D HANDICAP 1000m | AUD $4,200 | 50.0kg | J: M TRAVERS | T: L SCHMETZER | | 0:56.89 | Winner: SUIT YOURSELF |
| 7 of 7, 16 Apr 2001, R3 2YO MAIDEN PLATE 1000m | AUD $4,000 | 51.0kg | J: L FRANKLIN | T: L SCHMETZER | | 0:58.16 | Winner: SEX APPEAL |
| 9 of 9, 19 Nov 2000, R3 MAIDEN HANDICAP 1200m | AUD $5,000 | 52.5kg | J: S COLE | T: L SCHMETZER | | 1:09.81 | Winner: SHORT RUN |
| 2 of 6, 11 Nov 2000, R1 CLASS 4 HANDICAP 1200m | AUD $4,000 | 53.0kg | J: A BLOOMFIELD | T: L SCHMETZER | | 1:09.95 | Winner: TEMPLETON |
| 4 of 5, 07 Nov 2000, R5 CLASS 6 HANDICAP 1400m | AUD $4,000 | 53.0kg | J: M SCHMETZER | T: L SCHMETZER | | 1:24.36 | Winner: PADDINGTON TIME |
| 5 of 7, 20 Oct 2000, R2 3YO RESTRICTED HANDICAP 1460m | AUD $5,000 | 54.0kg | J: M SCHMETZER | T: L SCHMETZER | | 1:27.87 | Winner: KINGSTON SHORES |
| 8 of 12, 13 Oct 2000, R6 CLASS 6 PLATE 1200m | AUD $5,000 | 50.5kg | J: MS L BULGER | T: L SCHMETZER | | 1:10.49 | Winner: MIGHTY AMBER |
Horse Stat |
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Win
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Win%
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Place
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Place%
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Starts
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PM
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Profit
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POT
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| W BURRIS | 1 | 25% | 2 | 50% | 4 | $5,250 | -10 | 50 | ||||
| MICHAEL TRAECEY | 1 | 100% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $2,700 | 25 | 250 | ||||
| DEAN TANTI | 1 | 17% | 4 | 67% | 6 | $5,700 | -25 | 42 | ||||
| MARK SCHMETZER | 1 | 12% | 1 | 12% | 8 | $3,825 | -20 | 62 | ||||
| MARK FLAHERTY | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| JUSTIN P STANLEY | 0 | 0% | 1 | 25% | 4 | $700 | -40 | 0 | ||||
| SHANE ARNOLD | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $900 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| WAYNE WHEATLEY | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| PAUL FALVEY | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $900 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| KEVIN MOSES | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $300 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| ALAN ROBINSON | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $900 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| MATHEW DRACOS | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $800 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| LEE LUNN | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| BRYAN MURPHY | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 3 | $200 | -30 | 0 | ||||
| R BLEWITT | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $450 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| MS ROBYN FREEMAN | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $800 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| LAURA BULGER | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| ANDREW BLOOMFIELD | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $700 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| S COLE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| LISA FRANKLAND | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| MICHAEL TRAVERS | 0 | 0% | 1 | 50% | 2 | $400 | -20 | 0 | ||||
| L GREALY | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 | ||||
| ROBERT BEATTIE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $200 | -10 | 0 | ||||
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Course
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Win%
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Place
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Place%
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Starts
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PM
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Profit
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POT
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| GRAFTON | 1 | 14% | 2 | 29% | 7 | $4,450 | -35 | 36 |
| CASINO | 1 | 50% | 0 | 0% | 2 | $3,700 | 10 | 100 |
| KEMPSEY | 1 | 100% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $2,800 | 25 | 250 |
| TUMBARUMBA | 1 | 100% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $2,700 | 50 | 500 |
| PORT MACQUARIE | 0 | 0% | 3 | 100% | 3 | $2,300 | -30 | 0 |
| TAREE | 0 | 0% | 3 | 100% | 3 | $2,200 | -30 | 0 |
| WAGGA | 0 | 0% | 2 | 25% | 8 | $1,250 | -80 | 0 |
| BALLINA | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $500 | -10 | 0 |
| COFFS HARBOUR | 0 | 0% | 1 | 50% | 2 | $1,200 | -20 | 0 |
| BOWRAVILLE | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $800 | -10 | 0 |
| GUNDAGAI | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $500 | -10 | 0 |
| COWRA | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $800 | -10 | 0 |
| YOUNG | 0 | 0% | 1 | 100% | 1 | $700 | -10 | 0 |
| CRANBOURNE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| WAUCHOPE | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $200 | -10 | 0 |
| ALBURY | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 2 | $400 | -20 | 0 |
| CARRATHOOL | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| HOLBROOK | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $225 | -10 | 0 |
| COROWA | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| FORBES | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| WODONGA | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| QUEANBEYAN | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| GRIFFITH | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |
| LEETON | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0% | 1 | $0 | -10 | 0 |